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A Viking Named Ve by `vonny-t-h-m:iconvonny-t-h-m:

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That viking over there,
His name is Ve,
And when you see him,
You better flee.

If he's in your village,
You know he's gonna pillage,
Don't try to lock the door,
It'll raise his temper even more.

And if you don't like it,
He'll say that's just fine,
Then he'll chop off your head,
And eat your brains with a glass of wine.
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for the viking named ~ve

inspired by my ramblings in the shoutbox:

`vonny-t-h-m - Self-proclaimed Genius - [Reply]
his name is ve and you better flee when you see him...
7:42:09 PM

`vonny-t-h-m - Self-proclaimed Genius - [Reply]
he's a viking of course and he'll pillage you with force...
7:42:32 PM

`vonny-t-h-m - Self-proclaimed Genius - [Reply]
and if you dont like it, well thats just fine...
7:42:58 PM

`vonny-t-h-m - Self-proclaimed Genius - [Reply]
he'll chop off your head and then have a glass of wine...
7:43:23 PM
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Mood: Adoration ~ve:iconve: Nov 17, 2007, 1:22:03 PM
I love you , this is so awsome it hurts my mind!
For this, you deserve a deviation made for you, and that you shall recieve :#1:

... :love:

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:meditate:

To do art without feelings is like making love to a hamster-
very hard
*scrattletrap:iconscrattletrap: Nov 17, 2007, 1:22:18 PM
haha, I met some Norwegian viking reenactors once, their accents were hilarious
We are the wowocious whykings :giggle:

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Idle hands spend time at the genitals and you know how God hates that.
`voltball:iconvoltball: Nov 17, 2007, 2:06:46 PM
ve are not so strickt about them w's and v's :nod:
*scrattletrap:iconscrattletrap: Nov 17, 2007, 3:02:09 PM
:giggle:

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Idle hands spend time at the genitals and you know how God hates that.
~Banorac:iconBanorac: Nov 17, 2007, 3:30:26 PM
lol :lol:

And 'have' your brains with a glass of wine.

sounds better imo :noes:

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Stay away from the sexual harassment Kirby

(>^_^)(>O.O)>
~ve:iconve: Nov 18, 2007, 2:56:32 AM
Ofcourse I am, LIES! :ohnoes:

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:meditate:

To do art without feelings is like making love to a hamster-
very hard
~AmandaTheStampede:iconAmandaTheStampede: Nov 18, 2007, 4:51:03 AM
this is great :lol:

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♥ [click here for sex] ♥

    a genie made me out of the earth's skin,
`voltball:iconvoltball: Nov 18, 2007, 5:54:57 AM
you svedes are, ve norvegians are not :no:
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